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the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.
Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing
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a person who has a granny ass
IS THAT DJ, YEAH TOTALLY! why is his bag so low, obviously to cover that graz (granny ass)
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The ultimate roast, trumps ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian, or lastly, no u
Friend:ur mom gay
You: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Everyone else:OoooOoOOoOoohHhHhhhh
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Worst insult ever to be said, could destroy the whole universe.
Steve:ur grandpap a trap
Bobby:ur granny pappy a trappy slappy
*steve fucking gets fucked along with the universe while bobby becomes god of everything*
When you drink about 30 beers the night before and eat a can of corn.
Johnny woke up early this morning, went straight to the bathroom and made himself a big ol bowl of grannies home made veggie soup. MMmm MMmm Good!!! :)
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First, you must cut the apple into three or four pieces depending on your preferences and your kinkiness. You cut it into even pieces and stick one in the girls pussy and another one in her mouth and one in her nostril. The fourth (optional) goes in the asshole. Then You take them all out and re arrange the pieces again until each has been in each hole. After this has been done you and you girlfriend-this will not work for male gay couples, but can be double for lesbians-both eat the pieces while the partner proceeds to take their foot and stick it in the others pussy. This can also be used with various fruits like a pear which is a called a chunky russian fruit salad.
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Me and my girlfriend do russian granny smith apples after we have had dinner.
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English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
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