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When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.
Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!
When you are anally doing your girl and a poop worm goes up your urethra and you have to get it out before it becomes too slick.
Man 1: Man my girl just did the Florida Slick Grip on me.
Man 2: Did it hurt?
Man 1: Well no shit it hurt, dumbass.
Jaehyun prefers girls with a gorilla grip coochie.
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A masturbation technique in which the male wraps his hand around his raised leg and pleasures himself with a reverse over-hand grip in order to allow "down under exploration" of the anus with the thumb. This technique was first pioneered by the native Aborigines of the continent. The Australian Western Grip allows for dual stimulation of both the penis and the anus. It was first imported to the US by a local jew named Eric AKA "The Professor of Funny Business".
Person A: "....and that was the first time I tore my ACL.. and the second time I got crabs."
Person B: "Oh straight"
Person C: "Wait can you tell the story again?"
Person A: I got cock-blocked last night so i went home and used the Australian Western Grip and it was totally awesome. Too bad i slipped on a banana peel and tore my ACL."
Person B: "Shits Weak."
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someone who carries large amounts of cash. ie;drug dealers,pimps,and hustlers.
someone pulls out a wad of bills,you might reply,"whats happenin' big money grip"
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A game played in a bar. A man goes and quickly grabs a woman's crotch and he bets on her reaction with a friend.
I bet you 10 bucks that the blonde over there slaps you in the face if you pull the "australian death grip."
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when you're fucking a girl and one of your balls goes into her butt hole and she clenches her ass
Armen: yooo i hooked up with Susie last night at the party and she pulled the armenian iron grip on me, that shit was wild bro
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