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1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).
2)A variation of gutter whore
Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.
Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.
During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.
Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
A shit hole in which the environment is usually characterized by rain, mud, ghettos, and humidity. Gutter towns tend to have a disgusting film of green slime over them, and wet leaves sticking to every surface. The populace includes, but is not limited to: meth heads, prostitutes, thugs, and homeless people. It is hard to own anything nice in a gutter town, and living in one is generally depressing to the average person.
Person A: “Aye bro, you wanna go to Biloxi, Mississippi?”
Person B: “Nah dude that place is a fuckin’ gutter town.”
The gutter is where you wanna be, it's the best place sooooo cozy, so soft, I just wanna go and give it a big ol' hug, it is NOT a bad thing to be in the gutter.
"Ayo, get yo head outta the gutter!"
"Babe, my head never leaving the gutter, I love this special place!"
When the bowling ball goes into the gutter only to pop back out and snatch a few pins.
I thought that roll was a waste...then I got a gutter snatch!
She deepthroated me until I sprayed my gutter milk all over her face.
When a person of low means throws their cash around in an attempt to act wealthy or impress others. Usually this means wasting their money on the purchase of frivolous clothes, alcohol, or otherwise living well outside their means for a short period of time. These purchases also may be made in place of paying rent or bills for the month, or running up a large amount of debt.
"Ryan just blew his whole McDonald's paycheck on some Yeezy Boosts! He'll be counting change tomorrow."
"Yeah he's acting gutter rich."