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Dakota is a guy with power. He is a strong, but passionate man who spreads his positivity and love to everyone around him. Guys named Dakota usually have dark hair and dark eyes. Dakota is an amazing boyfriend, and will do anything to make you feel comfortable and safe. He might be shy at first, but once you get to know him, he will protect you at any cost.
Dakota (here) means: Stitcher. He will pick you up and stitch you back together if you are hurt. If anyone else hurts you, he will knock them down without hesitation. His love is endless, even if it means that he will get hurt.
Dakotas are usually very masculine and loves physcial contact. He will touch you so softly it will feel like feathers, and it will drive any girl insane. Dakota is seen as a good kisser, but an even better licker. His favorite sexual position is Doggy Style, but he would also love getting ridden.
Dakotas are often sadists, but want a girl to feel pleasured.
If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then you will be safe and comforted. He knows your struggles and he knows when you are hurting. Your eyes will show him all the information he needs. Dakota will never let you go, no matter how much pain he will be left in. If your boyfriend is called Dakota, then know that he loves you with all of his heart, because Dakota is an intelligent, caring and loving guy.
Ps: Be careful of his eyes, they can turn you on in a second, and make you wetter than any other guy.
(Fuck you Steve Jones)
Dakota (guy).
Is that Dakota? I swear I am going to pass out. Act normal.
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A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
Tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on BZ
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A fun guy is a male or female that thinks they are a funny person but has corney jokes instead of insulting them call them a fun guy
“ I hate people I wish I was a rock” - sally
“You’re a fun guy sally so fun 😐” - Mark
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When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
The guy with a chronic masturbation addiction that leads to domestic chaos and eventual divorce.
Guy 1: Yo nigga what does this guy have.
Guy 2: He has Lotion Guy Syndrome
Guy 1: DAMN!
Noun: To become radically inebriated at a company/family function within the first 30-45 minutes of arrival.
Actions may include but are not limited to: declaring ones sexual desires for everyones wife/girlfriend besides your own whislt she is standing behind you, repeatedly hammering a glass table with an acoustic guitar, and near molestation of family pets.
Cautionary Warning: Guy-deling is 100% avoidable but every party has that Guy-del. Monitoring alcohol consumptioin with anything more than careless regard will save you from being that Guy-del.
ME: Look at Phil. He is already ballroom dancing with the boss' wife.
YOU1: Well, someone has to be that Guy-del.
YOU2: Yeah and it saves me from being that Guy-del.
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A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.
First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.