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Hairy Duncan

In Slavic nation when you dip bird in glazed ponchkie then slide 2 zloty for blowjie

When one man dips the tip of penis inside of doughnut (preferably jelly filled) and then receives oral happiness from lucky female individual.

As Gopnik I am obligated to receive Hairy Duncan from lesser Gopnitsa on regular. She required to slav squat down and receive beautiful polish gift. Hairy Duncan.

by Slavnonymous September 9, 2017


hairy pillow

when a couple just had sex and the girl starts to pass out and she is so comfy but then she feels hair and realzes that she was sleeping on her boyfriends hairy ass = the hairy pillow

last night i had the best sex ever but then i fell asleep on a hiary pillow...

by Rach and J. Sciacca February 14, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy gumdrop

A person who follows you around and doesn't typically have friends and TRIES to be friends with the popular people.

Also a person with hairy and saggy boobs/moobs

"Dude that guy just took off his shirt"
" he's a hairy gumdrop"

by Positivebutdeath December 13, 2014

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy turd

is a disorder in which from oral sex involving the action of "hairy fish", pubic hairs are digested in large ammounts and appear in the fecal matter, thus being a "hairy turd"

Man Looks at his toilet bowl.
"Wtf...?"
"Wife walks in
"I know, I have a patch missing"

by tallwhytboi March 23, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


hairy vagina

a person, usually a man, that has facial hair all around their mouth at a substantial length. when turned sideways, opened, closed, or giggling (a thank you), it is known as a hairy vagina

may i please tickle your hairy vagina rich?
"An all around good time"
TH xxoo.<3

by tori hargreaves November 1, 2007

42๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Beverly

Refers to a woman with an unusual amount of pubic hair, generally when the bush reaches above the belly button.

She was such a Hairy Beverly that I had to do a 180 when I started going Downtown!

by jwardle006 May 2, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hairy Sanchez

When a girl with a hairy patch above her vagina sits on your face, thus causing said patch to appear as a mustache on your face.

When my girl gives me a hairy sanchez, I look like I have Ron Jeremy 'stache.

by RangerDan2011 December 14, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž