a humorous sexual act in which a man lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging through the sunroof while his partner gives him oral sex, resembling the act of a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle.
The Thirsty Hamster Sunroof Thing, also known as The Hamster Thing or Sunroof Hamster Trend, is defined as a humorous sexual act in which a man lays across the roof of a car with his penis hanging through the sunroof while his partner gives him oral sex, resembling the act of a hamster drinking from a sipper water bottle.
Oh you a freak? Let me lay over your sunroof and you can act like a thirsty hamster.
A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.
I got Susie to do the thirsty hamster at the drive in.
The sexual act of a male receiving fellatio while lying face down on top of a vehicle with his member hanging down onto the vehicle’s sunroof. The partner sits inside the vehicle, head tilted back, performing the act in a motion similar to a pet hamster drinking from its water bottle in its cage.
Man. I almost pulled a muscle climbing onto my car, but her performing the thirsty hamster on me was worth it.
When a guy lies on top of his car, with his penis poking through the sunroof so his partner can suck him like a thirsty Hamster drinking from a bottle
I was laying on top of my car and my girlfriend sucked me off through the sunroof like a thirsty hamster
A term used in the video game Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to help speed up ones internet load speed.
Guy: Dude your internet is so slow
Guy on team: Hamster Battle Royale
*The guy loads*
Guy: www.newegg.com/ssd
Guy on your team: Hamster battle royale
*The guy loads*
When you get what's ironically expected.
My wedding ring fell down the sink!! I guess you Mess with a hamster, you get the wheel.
A "sunroof hamster" is not a recognized term in professional contexts. However, if used colloquially, it could metaphorically refer to a hamster, or a person (non-gender specific) exhibiting excessive and eager behavior to provide fellatio while their partner lays on top of a the vehicle with their hamster bits exposed through the sunroof.
In casual conversation, "sunroof hamster" might be used metaphorically to describe someone eagerly seeking attention or affection.
I asked to spice things up so she offered a ‘sunroof hamster’… wow!!