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Heavy Metal Music is a bunch of retards attempting to make noise and call it music. They think that screaming into a microphone and playing guitars and drums at the same time passes off as music, obviously they are wrong.
Listeners of heavy metal are usually loners who stick to their own bunch of people and hate everything other people like. People who listen to Heavy Metal are extremely critical and like to criticize everything because they do not like it.
Furthermore, people who listen to Heavy Metal music hate mainstream music because unfortunately their music can't make it to mainstream as it is not music but just random, retarded sounds and screams which have no meaning.
Most Heavy Metal is based on Satan and self harm. They also like to sing about the government and how it is corrupt, but the bands who sing about this do not realise that it is the same government that made them rich.
Heavy Metal is pure evil and should not be regarded as music.
Music is a sound perceived as pleasingly harmonious, Heavy Metal however, is not pleasing nor harmonious, it is the complete opposite.
Emo: RARARARARARAR
Normal Person: Err....
Emo: ARARARARARRROOOROROROROROr
Normal Person: Are you trying to be a lion again?
Emo: No i'm singing Heavy Metal.
Normal Person: Oh..ok....i'm just going to leave now
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Means u av seen summin u like, eg clothing or a pair of kicks.
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What happens when you do more than kiss, according to Glee's cleaned-up version of "Toucha-toucha-touch Me" for the Rocky Horror Glee Show. Can lead to Bed Fretting, whatever the eff that is.
But what about the heavy sweating?
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A word to describe women with huge boobs and a petite body. Her boobs are so big, or heavy, that they may even physically hurt her back.
Maybe your boobs are throwing you off balance haha... You're so front-heavy!
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Having sex without penetration; where the penis only touches the vagina but does not enter it.
Kyle was heavy petting her last night.
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You wake up in the morning and go down on your lady, even though it's that time of the month!
Man I had a heavy breakfast this morning! Yummy!
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A sad excuse for music.It's barely better than emo but not as good as rap.And this is coming from somebody who fucking hates rap!But rap is more valid than heavy metal.Atleast rap is far more versatile and can be fused with all sorts of different styles.
Stamp out emo,goth and heavy metal.
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