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Polish racing helmet

When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.

"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"

by Mike Tauss September 10, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


raging trojan helmet

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.

The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.

by Dan McKenna August 29, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Purple helmet head

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

by Doctor myDongLong September 6, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


you need a helmet

a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."

person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."

by pr1cklygoo January 4, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


roman soldier helmet

the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.

The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.

by bannan December 20, 2003

63๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Helmet wearing retarded

Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.

Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!

by 1SPectre4U January 12, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


fudge helmet

A cranial protective device into which a load of feces has been inserted.

Tom wouldn't stop towel snapping me in the locker room so I gifted him a fudge helmet.

by thewetyeti October 13, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž