When one passes gas in thier own tighty-whiteys, then takes them off and wears them on thier head. Their will be a huge skidmark across the front, leading all the way to the back, resembling a racing helmet.
"Wow Jeff, that polish racing helmet really goes well with your new Harley!"
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the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.
The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.
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The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.
"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."
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a phrase which questions ones mental capacity and/or sobriety. synonomous to "you're retarded." or "you're wasted."
person 1: "is the reason ground beef brown because it comes from the ground?"
person 2: "you need a helmet."
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the act of a man sitting on his partners face and letting his cock hang down the top of his partners head.
The best way to recieve a rim job is while performing the roman soldier helmet.
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Adjective describing ignorance or stupidity of such magnetude, that mental deficiency is the first suspect in its cause. Named after the infamous protective headwear used by special education students.
Dude, that's not just dumb, That's friggin' helmet wearing retarded!
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A cranial protective device into which a load of feces has been inserted.
Tom wouldn't stop towel snapping me in the locker room so I gifted him a fudge helmet.
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