Homework Clinger

When someone asks you for a picture of your homework for a class and you send them the homework. Within the next few days they'll text you continuously for homework from other classes. The end result is this person being a homework clinger, and they're difficult to get rid of. Never send someone homework outside of your friends circle, or beware of the homework clinger.

Jed: I just sent this girl a picture of my homework. Does that mean she likes me?

Rodrigo: No. It just means she's a homework clinger.

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Fuck-Homework

Fuck-Homework is simply masturbation. Homework is practice. So fuck-homework is practice for having sex.

Chick: "What are you up to on this fine, sunny day after school?
Dude: "I have pretty much been doing fuck-homework since I got home"

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Homework-wedgie

An extreme amount of homework, in which one can feel like it's a wedgie : so much of it it's tight, you're stuck and can't move, and most of it's up your ass.

Bob, "Hey are you going to that party tonight?"
Jill,"No, I can't sorry. I have a homework-wedgie."

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Biology Homework

We had to do dishes...

Me and Taylor had Biology homework due at 11 so we couldn't come to Mugshots.

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Winter homework

Homework given to students over winter break. Apparently teachers don't understand the definition of a break.

Kid 1: Man my stupid teachers gave me winter homework.
Kid 2: That sucks.

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Homework party

a why of conning our parents to attemd more partys, homework parties do not involve any homework, usually drunk twister and partying maddly

Jason : Hey man come to my 18th on Friday

Aaron : Dude idk my parents are been a bitch they want me to do more study

Jason : Just tell them its a homework party, they fall for that shit all the time

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Rockstar's Homework

In order to do Rockstar's homework you must pull down your pants and start jacking off while jumping on your bed

"Hey dude, so I've been thinking, do you wanna come over to my place and do some Rockstar's homework with me?"