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An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket
Must have 5+ players. Each person will take turns trying to cum in a Hot Pocket, within a timespan of 5 minutes. First person that can't cum in 5 minutes, has to eat the "Nasty Hot Pocket".
Blake: Wanna play "Nasty Hot Pocket" this Saturday??
Xander: Sure! That's my favorite game!
Fucking her by the Ganges river, filling her pussy with Ganges water, wait for a floating penis and hand, slap That ass with the hand and jam that bloated penis in her pussy.
My wife wanted an exotic trip, so we head to India and the first meal she ate was a Ganges Hot Pocket.
When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
A snatch that has been busted open by a large object
That snatch from the bar looked like a busted hot pocket. #loose#whore#maggie
A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket