hows she cutting

northern irish slang for how is it going??

yes lad, hows she cutting??

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how are babies made

ask your parents because i cant tell you.

Mommy how are babies made.

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How's The Weather Up There?

When that really tall friend walks by, you shout "how's the weather up there?" because they're head is a lot higher than yours and other people's so it's like another weather sort up wear her/his head is.

Tall friend: Walks by
Short friend: Hey how's the weather up there?
Tall friend: *rolls eyes*

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how to eat the booty

First, you spread the cheeks.
Then, aim for the hole.
The use that tongue like it's a machine gun nigga

1: "I ate that hoes booty. Tight as fuck mah nigga,"
2: "Lemme show you how to eat the booty, mah nizzle,"

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That's how babies are made

When you do something awesome either on purpose or by accident and want to rub it in another's face

Doing an awesome power-slide in your car landing perfectly in a parking space, the driver then turns to the passenger and exclaims "that's how babies are made!"

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How To: Get Pussy

This is your very own guide on getting pussy just follow these simple steps:
1st. Ask your mom for like $20 or more
2nd. get off urban dictionary, and log off
3rd. find your local hooker and say the words "hey hoe how much can i get for a twenty"
4th. enjoy. :)

this teenager got pussy from the guide: How To: Get Pussy
Sad teenager: - "Man I can't get any I tried everything, even yahoo answers"
Me: - "Hmmm.....you sound desperate, how about my new guide How To: Get Pussy

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how many julie's

Only one Julie for you!

Dude, how many Julie's?
Only one Julie for you!

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