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i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5

what somebody says when their still in shower/bed but don’t want you to think there going to take forever

person one: dude are you coming??
person two: yeah bro i’m otw, i’ll be there in 5
20 minutes later…
person one: BRI WTF ARE YOU WHERE GONNA BE LATE!!

by bony taddeley November 22, 2024


I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 8, 2024


I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024


I’m all knowing

I already know

John’s selling gas for the low.

Response: I’m all knowing

by Quedor July 8, 2022


Basically I’m Gay

The video by Dan Howell that made us collectively smile, cry, and die of happiness

Dan’s Basically I’m Gay video made me cry for 3 hours

by AngelFalls July 21, 2019


“If It’s Snowing, I’m Going”

A phrase used to identify a large group of girls with an obsession of or excessive interest in hockey boys.

Person 1: “Yo you coming to this party tonight, I heard it’s gonna be full of puckbunnys”
Person 2: “If it’s snowing, I’m going
Person 1: “That’s what I’m saying

by The Real Jubes May 6, 2024


I’m cool bra

The other person is hesitant about doing something so you gaslight them saying “im cool bra” to save face and not feel rejected.

Yo come over to my place “says 1st guy

“ well I dunno cause you are kind of far” says 2nd guy .
“I’m cool bra” says 1st guy to save face and gaslight making it seem like he is changing his mind except the 2nd guy never wanted to go .

by LuiLifestyle April 5, 2022