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self-licking ice cream cone

a) An organization or entity whose sole purpose is promoting its own existence and splendor.

b) Any act whose primary consequence is the agrandizement of the actor

In both instances, the organization and/or act are inherently useless.

Armed Forces celebrating Memorial Day and Veterans' Day or the Catholic Church preaching from its own translation of the Bible are about as useful as a self-licking ice cream cone.

by der Hahn December 18, 2010

47πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Fat-free-ice-cream

this is just another way to say the word Fuck.

where the fat-free-ice-cream are we going?
what the fat-free-ice-cream?!

by Steve Stromboli July 25, 2008

3πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


New England Ice Cream Sandwich

Eating an ice cream sandwich while getting a blow job

I totally got a New England Ice Cream Sandwich the other night.

by Jksb June 25, 2017


Give bro some ice cream

This really empowering phrase made after the man the myth the legend, Hamza. this phrase means that someone needs to calm down, like the phrase β€œtake a chill pill” this phrase is used when someone is really pissed or angry.

Guy 1:

β€œ he has a penis up his butt lol”
Guy 2:

β€œlaugh out loud πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ήβ€
β€œGive bro some icecream”
Guy 1:
β€œThat wasnt funny at all”

Give bro some ice cream means take a chill pill, or that is what people have studied.

by Getyogetback September 30, 2023


Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream

A term used to describe a situation so fucked up that the situation can only conclude in a big mess.

Employee 1: Did you hear Kanye West is a human resources manager now?!?!!
Employee 2: Oh that is like the Cookie Monster Eating Ice Cream.

by Yellow 55 August 7, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ice Cream Scoop

The grab of a man's genital area with your hand in the shape of a scoop. It is essentially the exact opposite of giving a male a credit card.

"You deserve an Ice Cream Scoop for being such a dumbass."

by Konrad Van Hosestrasse-dienstag January 12, 2006

1πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Get a badge and a cupon for ice cream

Noun- To get a handjob by the opposit sex. Usually used so said opposit sex doesn't know what's happening.

Also could mean to literally get a badge and a cupon for ice cream after the handjob.

Guy #1- So tonight I think I'm going to get a badge and a cupon for ice cream, if you know what I mean.

Guy #2- Really? Go you.

Girl- What the fuck...?

by Aftab June 18, 2006

7πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž