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A car made in North America. Stereotyped to be large, ugly, slow, thirsty, poorly manufactured, terrible handling and shoddy. For the most part, this stereotype rings true. Just look at all the fanboys who defined corvette. It is a really awful car with shit handling, nil suspension, dreadful ride, alcoholic consumption, abismal comfort level, but these jackasses seems to like cheap cars that go well in staright lines, because american roads don't have corners.
Wow, 90K miles, isn't that a lot... /sarcasm
The cadillac has 99,995 miles on the clock. The scrap yard is six miles away, and I only have the energy to push it half a mile- see my dilema?
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A girl who has fit a few too many people in her
She's a clown car, about 8 guys were in her saturday night.
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Someone who finds sexual pleasure with cars whether it be-
1)fucking the exhaust pipe,
2)feeling da vibes of da engine, or 3)simply a person who is too cheap to buy car lube so he uses his cum instead.
4)Masturbating over a car (over under)
Any of your friends car fuckers- it's a victimless crime but theyz prob so fucked up dat they need sum yrz of therapy.
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When a girl rubs her hair back and forth over a guy's dick until he cums making it look like a car wash.
Debbie totally swished her long hair over my johnson last night till i came. Bitch looked like she was my dick's car wash.
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A woman or woman's vagina that has produced multiple children.
Sheila has had eight kids! Her vagina is a clown car!
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Any car driven on the street. Most people use it when talking about cars that are built to race but are still driven on the street.Doesn't matter luxery/stripped interior/whatever. If its registered/plates/"legal" than its a street car.
Mikes civic ran 11.6 at the track,but he still drives it to work everyday,so its a street car.
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When two gay men are trying to fuck their dicks but either one or both dicks break.
Doctor:"How did this happen?" Gay Man:"we were in a car crash...
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