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The time after which it is socially acceptable to depart from a boring event or social obligation like a wedding reception, fundraiser, or birthday party.
I think it's about the ditching hour. The bouquet has been tossed, The bar is out of decent scotch, and Aunt Millie is falling down on the dance floor.
To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.
Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking
A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.
"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"
When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
This basically means that you were in difficult circumstances but now you are living well
John: Damn, you went from being in the dark to enlightening urself!!
Chris: Yea, I went from ditches to a sweep
Definition of ditch to a sweep: Living sub par then becoming upper echelon