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When you're writing a song or a beat, and in the process of repetition, you lose the original idea for the sound that you had, and it all starts to blur together, and you start nit picking the fuck out of every little thing, and your ears start to hurt, and you start to feel a little crazy. It's time to back away from the song for a little while to gain fresh perspective.
Me: I've played this section of the song on repeat like 100 times trying to get it juuuuust right man! I'm starting to get producer ear!
Kent: Ok, time to take a break and come back to it later with a fresh ear!
having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.
Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.
Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.
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An alternative medicine practice claimed to assist in clearing earwax and remove toxins from a person's ear by lighting one end of a hollow candle and placing the other end in the ear canal. According to medical researchers, it is dangerous and ineffective.
Lauren enjoys having her ears candled so we asked her if she was up for an ear candling session. She happily agreed.
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Bluetooth microphone/earpiece worn in conjunction with mobile or cell phone.
After
I put on my ear penis and talk cock all night.
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when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune
person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"
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Pronounced Chili Ear,
Refering to the phenomenon whereby someone with English as their second language fequently mishears a word or phrase, typically to make the said word outragiously inappropriate or just rediculous.
"there's no numbers on my dumb watch"
what? you ate your mums twat?
Dude you've got Chile Ear
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The ringing and throbbing in your ears that you hear and feel when you try to get sleep after going to a loud gig/concert.
It's only noticeable when you get home and try to sleep. It can manifest itself up to 5 hours after the concert.
Fuck yeah, Metallica were awesome!
(3 hours later)
Finally, home to bed. Ah shit! Now I have Concert Ears.
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