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The time between 11:30 in the morning and 12:00 noon.
I was gonna sleep in until evening yesterday, but some asswipe telemarketers called me at noon in the morning.
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When one proceeds to have hardcore sex with their wife's brother and/or their wife's father. Then they proceed to eat food predominately a type of crackers which are placed all over the male's body. Once the crackers are placed they are slurped and and both the recipitants have a grand time.
Wife:where did you go to dinner with my family?
Austin: I gave your brother and father a morning buzzstrong, we didn't have to go out.
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1) When a woman first wakes up and her vagina is gummy and smelly.
2) Morning breath for your other mouth.
ex: She was down to sex it up right away in the morning, but her morning beaver was intolerable.
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The foul remnants of a drool-ridden sleep, or the substance located at the medial corner of the eye. Morning Crust can be found dotted around your lips, chin or cheeks after waking up from a good to excellent sleep or nap. Morning crust can also be discovered in the eyes, a small white build up of salt and water from your tear ducts can develop, thus leaving you with "Crusty eyes."
"Yo, Bill...you've got some mad Morning Crust in and around your mouth"
"Oh thanks John, you saved me some embarrassment, I hate Morning Crust"
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1. when you stayed up way too late and you dont want to get up for work.
2. when you usually get up early in the morning and it is the middle of winter.
sometimes i get the morning blues from staying up all night.
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Morning Ready- To get Morning ready is to get ready for the day, to brush teeth and brush hair, get dressed, do make up, wash face. Its a quick way to say that your doing your morning ritual but its spelt corectly.
WARNING: CANNOT BE USED LIKE MR ( M-orning R-eady ) or any shorts like that.
(ON MSN OR YAHOO)
Cool Cat says:
Hey i'll be right back
Steve says: Okay where are you going
Cool Cat says: Just getting Morning ready :D
Steve says says: KK
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