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A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.
Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.
A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.
Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.
A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.
Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.
Pants that, while not necessarily by design, are worn with the intention of pissing in.
Mom threw my piss pants in the warsh. I'm pissed.
Please take off your piss pants before getting in my car.
When you have the shits...and your intestines actually sound like a percolator.
That Taco Bell gave me percolator pants.
Refers to the condition of a man's testicles 5 days or so after shaving them. Round and prickly, the Pant Cactus is a foe to one's comfort, inner thighs, and the ladies. See: Manscape
"I look like a perv because I have to keep adjusting my balls - this Pant Cactus is so damn prickly! I'm never shaving my balls again!"
"Party in Pant" is an experimental comedy band that was formed by two idiotic friends on January 11th, 2020. Their "songs" consist of toilet humor, dark humor/dirty humor, and ironic titles and music all for comedic effect. The band's members are "Caveman," "Not Caveman," and the newest member "Crusader" (They all go by nicknames). Caveman is the lead vocalist who often coughs, moans, or rambles into the microphone. Not Caveman is the guitarist, background vocalist, keyboardist, and occasional drummer (basically he does most of the music shit) and Crusader is the main drummer but they all occasionally switch instuments for no reason.
"Did you hear the new Party in Pant song?"
"Yeah! It was...something...else."