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The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.
that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.
A threesome between 2 black females and one white male. The females make the cookie being on the outside and the male makes the stuffing.
Man I just performed the Oreo Theory last night!
all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.
Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.
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The scientific theory that allows a male to determine a female's figure and/or bodytype based solely on the size, shape, and density of her arm. The male is able to determine whether she is fit, skinny, fat, or even skinny fat based on a single glance.
If her arm is super thick but she still has a pretty face then Arm Theory states that she is better labeled as "fat" and not as "pretty."
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THE GRENADE THEORY:
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.
Got that?
HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.
Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.
OR
Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*
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Quite literally anything that is not directly given to you by the (((approved))) sources online.
Posting about demographics? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the rise of anti-white bigotry? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the systemic privilege that African Americans and Jews benefit off of in western society? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about the obvious irregularities and discontinuities during the 2020 election? Conspiracy theorist.
Posting about how CRT is being taught to your children with the intent to push cultural Marxism onto the innocent? Conspiracy theory
I could go on, but I have to get back to work. Conspiracy theories become more valid the more outrage from the far-left mainstream media they receive.
Teacher: "Okey kool kids klass, 2dey we guna luwrn abawt da huite supreeeemists nigga dat killed niggas 1 n 2."
Nigga 4: "Ayo muh nigga but dey got killed by a nigga."
Teacher: "Yee, a huite supreeeemists nigga."
Nigga 4: "A'ite."
Enter Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: "I heard that there was a conspiracy theory here!"
Nigga 5: Yee, nigga 3 killed niggas 1 and 2.
Moshe Schnozenstein-Sheckelgrabber: Niggas 1 and 2 were killed by a white supremacist nigga, understand?
Nigga 5: Yis
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AKA Goldfishism
The gold fish theory is put into place when a person of minimal intelligence repeatedly asks the same question over and over within a 3 second time frame. This is most likely caused by the person have ancestry tracing back to goldfish. You will experience the Goldfish Theory more in depth if you work in the IT or MIS related fields. 80% of users will experience Goldfishism when they continue to ask the same question over and over and over and over and over.
Overfeeding these users is not recommended, but is a known solution to resolve Goldfish Theory. (Please note over feeding the user may result in death of the user, this is very similar to when you overfeed a goldfish.)
User: Hi, how do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Right click, create shortcut on desktop
User: Thanks
3 Seconds later-
User: Hi, How do I create a shortcut?
IT: Here, have 10 cakes!!!!
User: glub glub glub
*User goes belly up*
IT: Cheers!
Thus, Goldfish Theory
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