You're probably french

A way to instantly discredit anyone's argument.

Person 1: True communism has never been tried, capitalism is evil.
Person 2: You're probably french

sir you're flying

When you come across someone who is just floating or flying for no apparent reason

Um, sir you're flying

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

You're a wild man

A statement that can be made to any man at any point in his life or career. From 18 to 80 every man wants to believe that he is barely walking on the edge of acceptable behavior.

Must be said in an awed or exuberant fashion. (a woman can say it in any manner except contempt and it will always work) Can be used to toadie or attempt to extract a favor due to their heightened sense of danger.

Boss: Jenkins I just closed the ACME account, I want you to get to work on it.

Jenkins: Yes sir, You're a wild man.

Boss: (smiles, straightens tie and considers Jenkins his most perceptive employee)

Spike: I just made a prudent purchase of blue chip stocks.

Mike: You're a wild man, we should go get some drinks.

Joe: I thought we might go to a movie after dinner.

Jenna: You're a wild man.

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You're goddamn right.

You're goddamn right, if you're Heiesnburg and you ask someone to say your name.

Now, say my name.
Heisenberg.
You're goddamn right.

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You're a great guy

A basic phrase used by females on guys who they just don't want. The phrase should always be ignored, even in cases where it may seem as thought the female is sincere (which rarely happens).

Bob tells his friend that he thinks that Michelle likes him because she told him the following:

I want to suck you're dick

You're a great guy

I would like to date you

When we have sex I don't want you to use a condom

Although it may seem as if there are four phrases telling Bob that Michelle wants him, there are in actuality only three, for "You're a great guy" is a masic program installed in females as soon as they learn the english language and develop a desire for guys.

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you're mom gay

This expression is used when you want to offend someone that makes lots of grammatical errors or just use it as a joke.

Person 1: (Makes an offensive statement for the person 2 but with lots of grammatical errors)
Person 2: You're mom gay! (Sarcastically mocks the person 1 and also says that he's gay indirectly)

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