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A drink, that tastes like a REALLY good drink, that was completely drank. Then, in the same glass, was filled with sparkling water. Resulting in a drink, that has a tiny hint of a good drink.
“Hey Kyle, can you hand me that glass I used for my fruit punch? I want to pour some sparkling water in it, and make a white claw.
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a band too great for most dumbfucks to comprehend. also actually has a blues-based background and is inspired by some of the greatest musicians of all time unlike most bands that are basically just record deals given to random people walking on the street.
teresa-im going to the white stripes concert!
dave-they're terrible and jack white cant sing!
teresa-you're a fuckin idiot, go listen to dashboard confessional and yellowcard and paramore!
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A guy that sells out his own male gender to earn some extra " brownie " points with the ladies
Or a guy that will pretty much do everything a girl tells them..
Jack: " Hey hey what the fuck man, I'm the victim here, Sally pushed me!
Bouncer Mcgregory: Thats not what I heard, Sally said you were bothering her, I'm kicking your punk ass out the club
Jack: WAIT! Are you even gonna hear me out?! Fuck I'm not going anywhere without my lawyer!
Bouncer Mcgregory: No whatever Sally says counts, we need the hot girls here to attract more male customers. ( yes I did see Sally push you and spill her drink on your shirt, but I'm have to kick you out because I want to get into her panties tonight, sorry Jack your a good man, but its everyman for himself.. )
Mary: Ian was such a creep today, he shook my hand the wrong way
Bob: Woah, yea he is such a creep, that guy is some big ass loser. Your right. ( hoping to earn some points to get with Mary )
Bob: ( muahahaha, I'm such a white knight in shining armor! I am so bedding Mary )
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Another word for womens breasts.
"She's got a great pair of Meg White's"
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A serious and sometimes deadly lung infection caused by inhaling spermicidal fluids.
Did you hear?
Darryl was diagnosed with the white lung today.
I bet he was the one Bryce was bragging about getting head from.
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A suburban moral code, to be "white about it" means doing things the way white people do it, this includes being truthful, sticking to your word, being on-time etc..
When in mixed company telling someone to "be white about it" often leads to PC types jaw dropping and much offense taken.
White suburban dude #1: Dude, can I borrow twenty bucks for the bar? I don't have any cash.
White suburban dude #2: That's cool, just be white about it and pay me back.
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