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when a man gives his wife/ girlfriend a black eye
the drunk gave his wife an irish kiss
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-verb: to irish up {ahy-rish uhp}
1: to put whiskey into.
2: to combine with whiskey.
3: to infuse with alcohol.
Hostess: "Can I irish up that coffee for you, dear?"
Guest: "No thanks. I have to drive home tonight."
Guy 1: "Dude, I was trying to get with Cathy last night! She's so hot, but she's such a frigid bitch!"
Guy2: "You just have to irish her up first. Then, she'll be like butter in your hand, if you know what I mean."
Son: "Why is Dad crying over that picture of Grandma?"
Mother: "He's all irished up. You know how he gets."
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Nautical term: a stray or unnecessary piece of line, fabric, or anything else of an untidy appearance.
"You have an irish pennant on your pocket, shipmate"
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A wife bears six or so children- husband then deserts them.
My cousin Eileen and her brood were surprised to learn they had become the unfortunate subjects of an Irish divorce.
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When you are fucking a chick doggystyle and she is using her arms to hold herself up. You pull her arms out from under her and she falls flat on her face. Thus, looking like a plow.
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The people in Chicago who, along with the pollacks, have the jobs, money, and connections.
Isn't it great being Chicago Irish? We don't have to play to any stereotypes or come up with any excuses for anything because we own this fucking town. Pretty cool, huh?
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