iron curtain

The wall of hair on a bald man's head that doesn't fall out, thus giving him a chance to regain his decency via extreme comb over or a hair transplant.

Hey man I saw Adam the other day and he's really going fucking bald, but his iron curtain is impeccable!

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the iron price

To pay "the iron price" means or implies stealing something. If you paid the iron price for something, it serves to say the item has been stolen.

It comes from a concept in the George R. R. Martin fantasy series A Song of Ice And Fire and subsequent HBO adaptation Game of Thrones, wherein a culture known as the "ironborn" seize things from those they have defeated, rather than paying for them or treating for them.

The opposite of the iron price is "the gold price" -- paying for possessions, which is considered shameful among the ironborn.

Balon Greyjoy: "That bauble around your neck; did you pay the iron price for it, or the gold? ... Did you pull it from the neck of a corpse you made? ... Iron or Gold?"

Theon Greyjoy: "Gold..."

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Eating Irons

Your knife, fork and spoon!

Need your eating irons so you can get some scran

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iron grip

When one masturbates with pliers or another sort of metal device.

I went over to the workshop last night and gave myself the iron grip.

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ironing board

used by African american booty aficionados to describe the lack of discernible rump contours of most caucasian women.

"Dat white girl's ass is flatter den a' ironing board."

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Solder Iron

1. Used to melt solder in an electrical circuit or board to create a secure but conductive joint
2. Used to torture or inflict pain on another.

1. I melted the solder onto the wire with my handy solder iron.
2. If you don't SHUT THE FUCK UP I'LL SOLDER IRON YOUR FUCKING EYEBALLS!
-or-
I soldered his skull to his kneecaps

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Iron golem

a massive iron saviour can kick all ass and there is nothing anyone can do about it

the savour is here Iron golem

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