new phone who dis?

1. A common response when getting a text from an unknown number. Can be used even if your phone isn't new.
2. Using the above tactic to belittle someone you do, in fact, know.
3. A title of a diss track from an episode of You're The Worst.

"hey i'm in town tonight! let's hit the clubs"
"new phone who dis?"

"i'm pregnant"
"uhhhh...new phone who dis?"

"Did you see last night's You're The Worst? My favorite part was when Sam rapped 'new phone who is.'"
"Such a great scene. We've all been there amirite?"

New phone, who dis?

When a person asks you a question you don't want to answer you say "new phone, who dis" to avoid answering. From vine Wellington Boyce.

Side chick: babe

You: Wuts up ?
Side chick: I love you;)
You: new phone, who dis?
Side chick: what!?
You: NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!? NEW PHONE, WHO DIS!?

I had one but it died

An expression one uses when one is insulting/spreading gossip about someone, and the given person walks into the room.

Yeah man Kerren is the biggest fucking whore to ever grace...Kerren walks in
Yeah so actually, I had one, but it died.

You have died of dysentery

1. The leading cause of death when moving west on the Oregon Trail;

Shows how old-school you are when it comes to gaming.

Person 1: I think I should eat some raw meat today!

Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery.

Person 1: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!

New phone who dis?

Slang phrase used on text to avoid conversations with:
1. Someone you owe money to.

2. An Ex lover.
3. Nagging wife.
4. Someone you embarrassed yourself to.
5. Annoying boss.
6. Nagging wife again

Landlord : Have you paid your rent?
Tenant : New phone who dis?

Well, la-di-da

A phrase exclaiming that what you just did, did not impress your friend.

You: I am a grand-wizard in D'n'D.

Me: Well, la-di-da, Mr. Fancypants.

la-di-frickin-da

*derived from the "Saturday Night Live" character Matt Foley (a motivational speaker), played by the late Chris Farley.

"Well, la-di-frickin-da!"