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Black shoes originated from Paramount's Canada's wonderland. People wearing black shoes are known to either be SLUTS or HORES (female only). Not all shoes are considered as black shoes, shoes which aregangster looking and ARE BLACK will definately be considered as black shoes.
ex. Look at that slut wearing her black shoes.
ex. She must be a hore, shes wearing black shoes!
ex. She must be a gold digger, shes wearing black shoes.
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A large, black genius who crushes anybody who dares to appose him. Also, a potential cult-leader.
Tom: Did you see that soft-shoe on "Hannity and Colmes" last night?
Mike: Yeah! He made that doctor look like the thin-skinned, low-rent faggot he is!
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ugly black Kenneth Cole shoes, probably square-toed with metal buckles, preferably worn with white socks; preferred footwear of clueless, douchey strivers in law school
Look at that striver with his rollie bag, big firm gear, gunner behavior in class, wearing those ugly Skadden shoes!
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Male shoes that in contact with the floor produce a high frequency sound typically associated with female high-hill shoes. Also called female-shoes-worn-by-a-male.
When used at work (especially in IT crowds), the unisex shoes can induce between office mates the stiff neck sensation due to frequent head turnings in the hope of a female presence.
Jack, turning his head: Check this hot babe passing by in 5,4,3...damn it, I've told Richard not to wear those unisex shoes! False alarm, guys!
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A brown penny-loafer with mold growing on the toe, sharing much the same color scheme as a mallard.
Hey man, your loafer is looking a little green on the end, it's starting to look like a duck shoe.
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Refers to a movie so boring it makes you fall asleep. "Honk-shoe" is an onomatopoeic term for snoring. It was first introduced by Tom Servo in the MST3K episode Killer Shrews.
"Stargate was a real honk-shoe."
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pertaining to or resembling any activity deemed akin to cheesy "soft core" porn. Comes from "The Red Shoe Diaries"
This girl last night wanted me to dress up like a cop! Man, she was so red shoe!!!
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