rusty jacket

This is when you leave your jacket sitting in a place where a pet of some sort can take a dump on it without your knowing of. And the unfortunate surprise of when you put on your jacket to find out that you have a turd stuck to you.

"oh my cat just gave me a rusty jacket!"

Going by the smell I think your dog has just given me a rusty jacket again!"

piss jacket

it’s another word for a yellow jacket

God, these darn piss jackets!

put the jacket on

to put on a condom

he wants to put the jacket on

lady jacket

Slang for vagina under certain conditions, kinda. Similar to how "raincoat" is used for condom. But instead of a condom you're putting a lady on your penis.

Also can be used to describe your current lover. (ideally your female lover). Although slightly crude

I'd like to try on her lady jacket.

Wanna be my lady jacket?

yellow jackets

gay

yellow jackets are gay

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Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

Skin Jacket

A thin pliable membrane found in meat or plant based foods, discussed by Laura’s father, to contain, protect, and preserve “meat food”.

“Some of the most disgusting flavored hot dogs ever, have no skin jackets, unlink Tiffanie’s hometown, Johnsonville brats.