Japanese puppet state

A Japanese puppet state is a vascular and attractive Japanese man, who will take care of you when you are down, and, when necessary, invade islands with you.

Get you a Japanese puppet state, treat yourself.

Landon: Man I want to be a Japanese puppet state so badly
Yaseen: I want you to be my Japanese puppet state.

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Japanese Carrot Banging

When a large black man, most commonly Shaquille O'neal, attempts to stick his left foot in the vigina of a virgin japanese woman who had orange fanta moments before the sexual act. He then gags the woman, who then vomits on his penis. He then sticks his penis (with orange vomit on it) in the vigina. Once he has sucsessfully penetrated the vigina with orange vomit he has finished the act of "Carrot Banging".

"Shaq got caught doing the Japanese Carrot Bang in Chicago again."
(Japanese Carrot Banging)

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japanese sack punching

a game in japan where the man bends over, lets his ball sack dangle and girls take turns punching it over and over again like a punching bag, first one to pass out losses

man did you catch that episode of japanese sack punching lastnight, i cant believe anyone is dumb enough to do that

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japanese donkey punch

A type of donkey punch performed by a bum ninja. It is an advanced stealth technique and only known by elite ranks

"Alan gave a japanses donkey punch to super nick"

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Japanese Voting System

An erection.

See Juliet's Mother.

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japanese beatle invasion

When one is maliciously raped by a group of imported beatles from Japan

Evan: "Emily, here comes a japanese beatle invasion!"
Emily: "Oh shucks, looks like I have to hide in my underwear drawer again."

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Japanese Seaweed Monster

Wrapping your girl entirely in seaweed, except her pussy and fucking her.

Yesterday my girlfriend became a Japanese Seaweed Monster

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