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Girl with the glass jaw

A female who's not in a relationship with either sex currently (but has been in the past) because she's been rejected by members of both sexes. A female who tries to rally other people to support her even at the expense of their own relationships (the kind of person who would try to fuck with the lives of two people who are otherwise happy together, despite the female in the relationship having something in common with her). A female who makes everybody's life around her about her, then tells them all its not about them, which is true, everything has to be about her.

The girl with the glass jaw didn't want to be rejected and alone at the same time, so she tried to get other females to think like her, even though she didn't really know anything about being happy with another human being(and some of them did), since every relationship she had tried at, she had been rejected for making the relationship all about her, the same way she did with family, which is why nobody missed her when she was somewhere on the other side of the globe. She was quick to get other people to sacrifice things, and try and get them to compromise rather than resist.

by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019


Dog Jaw

When someone gives such a sloppy blowjob it's like your dog licking peanut butter off your balls.

Man that bitch was drooling so crazy she had such a dog jaw..

by Ibuddhaaa November 29, 2021


Dog Jaw

When you get bit by a rabid Dog you can get Dog Jaw and your jaw will lock up.

While walking around the park a loose Dog with rabies bit me causing Dog Jaw and my Jaw now hurts and locks up.

by Sharkynm June 5, 2021


molly jaw

When someone’s jaw moves from side to side like they are chewing gum, often looks uncontrolled.

You should’ve seen Kim’s molly jaw in her tape with Kanye ☠️

by AnimalJam100 January 15, 2024


balls in jaws

If somebody has balls in there jaws then that person i balls in jaw.

If somebody doesen't have balls in there jaws they dont balls in jaw.

yo, my girl was balls in jaws yesterday with my balls.

by your mother is bad January 31, 2022


St. John's jaw

A painful and elocutionarily debilitating medical condition originally identified among pederastic members of the Brothers Hospitallers of St. John of God, brought on by compulsive fellatio performed on unwilling minors.

A doctor's office in 1974...
Doctor: Well, Brother, what might the problem be today?
Patient: Humph-haugh-haugh-maugh-hinh.
Doctor: St. John's jaw again, is it? That's the third time this year, Brother. You really must give it a rest.
Patient: Rhaoum-haugh.

by doonga November 8, 2013


Jaw Jack

When you grab a stolen object from someone and use the same momentum to elbow them in the face, simultaneously knocking them out and reclaiming your property.

Eric Sparrow: What do you say? One last trip around the neighborhood. Winner takes the tape.
Steve: elbows Eric and grabs the stolen tape
Stacy Peralta: Holy shit, you just jaw jacked Eric!

by jawjackerericsparrow June 16, 2021