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A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.
friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"
friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."
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Situated in Redding, CT this high school is made up of the Easton and Redding kids, because both towns are basically too small to have their own place. School spirit is at an all time low, and doesn’t seem like we’ll start yelling ‘Barlow’s got the Power’ with our disliked cheerleaders until our athletics shape up and everyone come down from their high or sobers up a little bit. If you ask a Barlow kid what they listen to, most likely they will either say Dave Matthews Band or, if they think they are scene, From First to Last or Bleed the Dream.
The school has this wonderful tendency to be really weird. The walls for instance, are pink splattered paint that is sometimes known as “pig vomit paint”. Also, if you are looking for the record holder of pulled fire alarms in one year, you may want to check out Barlow. Those who were in the school in 2004-2005 will remember the ‘mercury spill’ when the whole school was denied lunch because someone spilt a little mercury on the floor near the cafeteria.
Barlow kid 1: oh my god, I'm so high right now, the stuff on the walls are moving!
Kid 2: dude, I'm not high, but I think they might be....
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Kid one: Look! A kid that isn't white and I don't know them!
kid two: What? At Joel Barlow High School? No way! There's only like, two in the school! Did we have to get more to come here so it doesn't seem like the school is racist?
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Is the most amazing guy on this earth. He is an excellent boy friend to his girl friend, Rowena 'Roey' Kay Woolard. He is sweet, kind, lovable, smart, funny, romantic, brave, strong, and so much more. From what I can tell he is also an amazing son, brother, uncle, nephew, grandson, and cousin. He makes the world look dull because his light shines so brightly. All in all, Joel Thomas Osteen Jr, is by far the most incredible person on this planet.
WARNING: CAN BE A HAZARD TO ALL FEMALES OUTSIDE HIS FAMILY AND IS NOT HIS GIRL FRIEND, ROWENA 'ROEY' KAY WOOLARD. WHY IS HE A HAZARD? WELL, HIS IS GIRL FRIEND, ROWENA 'ROEY' KAY WOOLARD, HAS SWORN TO DESTROY ANY FEMALE WHO TRIES ANYTHING FUNNY.
Rowena : Joel Thomas Osteen Jr is so amazing! I love him to death! <3
Alex : Awww,you two are such a cute couple! :)
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A fuckin normie with two brain cells
And looks like a bald ksi
Wow there’s Joel graham going into the girls bathroom trying to sell condoms what a mad lad
This is a person that is beautiful inside and out. Joel May tends to be shy at first but when you got to her good side, she starts to be the best human that you'll ever meet, In addition to this she is hard-working and the most resilient. She is always there for you and she will always try to understand you because she knows how it feels to be alone, she wanna be babied but at the same time she want to be independent, she overthinks a lot some say it's too much but she is just like that because of the traumas that happened to her, and there is no word that can describe her but I'll try my best, When i was drowning, she became my air. In the cold, she became my warmth. In the dark, she became my light. She is my everything.
OMG is that Joel May?
Yes the perfect human being that is living.
I love you baby.
Joel Peat is the name of the guitarist in the band Lawson. His particular talents include git-fiddling, cooking, and being able to read the minds of his fellow band mates.
Friend 1: Do you like Joel Peat?
Friend 2: Yes! He's my favourite out of Lawson.