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social justice warrior

A person or group that goes against people who are socially disliked. They do this for the greater good, even if it is an act that is generally frowned upon by society. Sort of like a social vigilante.

We are social justice warriors because we teepeed that girls house who everyone hates, even if we risk getting in trouble.

by Pube nipple April 6, 2017

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Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it

Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan

by Louise Paige March 23, 2020

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youth criminal justice act

aka YCJA

a law which allows teens to do anything they feel like and makes it impossible to charge anyone under the age of 18 with the proper punishment because it my "ruin" their life.

its a pathetic joke of a law....

(the following teen cannot be legally named because they are under the age of 17 and protected under the youth criminal justice act): hey, i think i should go and run over a person whos over 80 going 130 in an 80 zone just because im 17.

ben: why not. you'll only be charged $500 for it....

*the actually sentence for a crime like this that happened in winnipeg was $500....*

by Jordy! November 13, 2006

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dirty chief justice roberts

eat a bowl of vanilla ice cream with lukewarm tap water and then have missionary sex with your wife of 20 years

giver a dirty chief justice roberts

by claireisadumbbitch April 22, 2019

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Social Justice Warrior (SJW)

Social justice warrior (SJW) is a pejorative term and internet meme used for an individual who promotes socially progressive, left-wing and liberal views, including feminism, civil rights, gay and transgender rights, identity politics, political correctness and multiculturalism.

The Social Justice Warrior (SJW) made sure that they attended every BLM rally, ANTIFA riot and LGBTQ parade, thinks politicians should be elected based solely on race or sexual orientation and lets their 4-year old decide their own gender.

by THE Absolute Truth Teller 14 January 30, 2022

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Purple Headed hammer of justice

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.

'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'

by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006

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Justice has been done

The phrase someone says when they hear the news that Osama Bin Laden is dead.

Person A: "Did you hear? Osama Bin Laden is dead!"
Person B: "Justice has been done."

by jessi46290 May 2, 2011

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