Random
Source Code
Random
This bum ass kid W keyed while i was in my 1 by 1
35👍 50👎
1. a gang of 12 year olds who live in Key Biscayne and steal candy from 7-11s; you can usually spot one or two being driven around in a Suburban on their way to youth soccer practice; an easy way to catch one of these "rats" is to turn a sprinkler on in your yard, or leave large amounts of chocolate bars on your doorstep
2. a rich, spoiled wastoid who is too stupid or spoiled to ever move out of their parents' home
3. what happens when you are so sad that you compulsively vomit
1. I went to the movies yesterday, and while the movie itself was good, I did not enjoy myself because there were two 10 year old key rats sitting in front of me who reeked of malted milk balls. I also couldn't see the screen over their beanies.
2. Lyman just sits around playing Super Nintendo and masturbating to "Three's Company" repeats; what a key rat.
3. After Alejandro ran out of Pokemon episodes to watch, he began key ratting all over his room. By coincidence, he was also a Key Rat, so he smelled like fermented chocolate.
59👍 91👎
John Key is the leader of the New Zealand National Party, currently the party in opposition. Currently despite being inexperienced, and despite allegations of misleading the public over the true policies that the National Party would implement once in government (such as privatisation and the cutting of social spending) he is enjoying some popularity within the New Zealand public. Thus, his name lends to the unfortunate situation where a person can convince a large amount of people (in some cases, nation-states) that they are an 'all right guy' and are 'sympathetic to ordinary people' despite evidence to the contrary (in terms of their hidden policies) that would suggest that they are putting on a facade.
Person A: Where did all this terrible policy come from! Why has unemployment gone up? I thought (insert politican's name here) was a nice guy!
Person B: Oh dear, you fell for the classic John Key trick!
80👍 129👎
When one mistypes what one wishes to type. A mistype of a minimum of one (1) key.
John ate a nonkey last Saturaday.
Key Farts in the above sentence:
nonkey = monkey
Saturaday = Saturday.
8👍 8👎
Girl with amazing rap skills but never uses them.
My sister is low key but I can get her to flow a verse on my mix album.
5👍 4👎
slang originaing from the oakville region in canada. synonymous with virginity
"oh my god did you hear? john doe took jane's car keys !"
13👍 14👎