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When I got spurned by Cheryl, it hurt like giving a knife a hand job.
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what the father of a teenage girl does to you if you hurt his daughter.
Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."
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in S&D you can win the game and go nuts when you do this because its the shit
Ohh my god, you got a 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW
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A rape defense.
A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
“Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
a life coach whose only method of motivation is cutting or stabbing you with a knife - typically hired from the deep recesses of craigslist
"I really do NOT want to finish my reading assignment. Hey, Maury Povich is on TV," says client.
"I'ma fuckin cut you bitch," says knife coach. "YOU READ OR YOU BLEED." *Licks Knife*
"Well I guess I'll just finish up this reading assignment."
"Biting the Knife" is a phase used in place of explaining how you're going to do something risky for no particular reason.
"I'm done contemplating, I'm biting the knife on this one."
"I had to bite the knife and fuck the crackhead even though she prolly have stds."