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Someone who lives up your ass
Sally-*leaves house to get gas*
Sam-"I noticed you aren't home where'd you go?"
"Are you okay?"
"Why aren't you replying??? :("
"Did I do something wrong?"
Sally- "I just left to get gas lay off, you're such a level 10 clinger"
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When you finally convince the right people you didn't commit foul play and get caught red handed immediately after.
If you're proven innocent in a Murder Trial and the first thing you do after leaving the court room is stab the guard in the neck, then you're most definitely Trump-level-Stupid.
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a cracker who plays MW2 for hours on end and still sucks.
Yo nigga look at this level 10 doughnut! He thinks hes cool running around with his M16 bling pro with a silencer and holographic sights! i bet his TMP has the same! Cold blooded and ninjew pro?!
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Various spiders found in Level 8 of the Backrooms.
The Arachnids of Level 8 are all venomous.
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(N.) Refers to some of the most dank weed around. This weed is far superior reggs or middies, and contains very high levels of THC.
(V.) To be high on incredibly dank weed.
Person #1: Yo guess what I just scored.
Person #2: Some reggs?
Person #1: Nah, I got some of that Next Level Shit! It's some Purple Kush.
Person #3: Damn we're gonna be on some next level shit tonight.
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The time it takes for you to reach the point of no return during sex, masturbation ect....
My skeet level rising when I was pounding maria then I couldn´t take it anymore so I just let it go all in her.
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A classification of a Geek's skills.
A level 5 Geek would have to have all the levels under him/her
Level 1: Can name basic parts of a computer and has a slightly higher than average knowledge of computers than the average person. (ie. Knows how a hard drive works)
Level 2: Knows all parts of a computer and what makes them better than others. (ie. Why Intel Graphics cards SUCK)
Level 3: Knows the Difference between an .exe and a .xyz (ie. .bat) and what each does
Level 4: Can make partitions etc. and can Install operating systems and create dual-boot setups. Familiar with one form of a Linux based operating system. (ie. Ubuntu)
Level 5: Can code at least a little bit with Languages like C, C#, Java, Visual Basic, Basic..... or C++
Level 6: Knows EXTENSIVE Knowledge of computer parts and how they all work together, and what would cause SNAFUs. (ie. compatibility issues)
Level 7: Extensive knowledge of a certain computer part(s), a specialty. And knows everything there is to know about that part. (ie. Graphics cards: DX11 CUDA cores, PhysX Good brands etc.)
Level 8: Can build a computer out of store bought components. (mother board, hard drive.....)
Level 9: Can write useful programs for computers
Level 10: Is employed for their Geek Skill (Freelance coder, Works at Best Buy, nVidia etc..)
**Geek Level System**
Sam: "My netbook has a slow graphics card..."
Ian: "It needs the Intel Atom!:
level 9 Geek: "Shut up idiot, Intel can't make Graphics cards for shit! nVidia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
other level 9 Geek: "ATI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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