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Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts
Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.
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a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.
a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"
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A loyal member of the Communist Party.
Sasha is a one-eyed lobster, always spreading Communist propoganda to his coworkers.
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The action in which a live california spiny lobster is rammed into your opposing partner's hole. It is louisiana based because during mardi gras on bourben street the ladies run around with californian lobsters in their mouths. The sexual action is used only in private for it is illegal in 245 countries. (yes including France).
Dude!!!! I wanna give her a louisiana lobster rocket. - example
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another version of 'hold your horses'.
"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"
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The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.
Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)
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A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex
Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster
Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes
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