Web-locking

Doing non-work related activities while on the clock.

I fired my worthless employee, when I caught him web-locking on the cnn homepage.

Griff in Lock

when ice, dirt or other goopy things get in a locked door
therefore prohibiting unlocking it.

tommy: there's so much griff in this lock that were trapped out here!

sally: dam that griff in lock!

Caps Lock

When someone just won't stop capping.

Adam: I ate 12 ghost peppers, fucked your mom, AND got 20 Fortnite dubs in a row last night!
Bob: Bro, you on caps lock fr.

cAPS lOCK

sOMETHING YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE ON THAT MAKES ALL LETTERS CAPITAL.

gARRY "hEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?"
*pRESSES cAPS lOCK
gARRY " wOW, NOW I CAN HAVE A ONLINE ARGUMENT WITHOUT HOLDING THE sHIFT BUTTON."

World Lock

The currency of Indonesia and Growtopia.

Guy: Hey, wanna work for me? I will pay you dollars.
Other Guy: No thanks, world locks are better!

crotch locked

When someone clings to your crotch in a manner of a baby sloth.

Person 1:
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."

Tossed the lock

No longer being a virgin.

John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!

David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!