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The Soda Machine

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

by Magnus69 April 13, 2008


sex machine

A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!

Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?

by imAtASleepover April 28, 2018


Maize Machines

A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs

Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos

by Expiredlollipopfanpage March 30, 2022


sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT January 23, 2016


farting machine

my dad pretty much

last night the farting machine couldnt stop

by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021


Wayback Machine

The Wayback Machine is a popular website known for archiving web pages for future citation, it has been archiving websites from 2004 to present.

I am gonna send your twitter into the wayback machine.

by whytftisdadsadsa December 8, 2020


Boof Machine

Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul

Dude kyle pass that boof machine

by G-shmeat June 25, 2019