When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?
A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs
Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos
Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.
''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''
The Wayback Machine is a popular website known for archiving web pages for future citation, it has been archiving websites from 2004 to present.
I am gonna send your twitter into the wayback machine.
Slang term for for small compact vape like a juul
Dude kyle pass that boof machine