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A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.
All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,
I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
Dementia of a 93 year old at 18, professional Linda Manor resident, also Leo major is his great uncle or something like that. Loves to leave class for 10 minutes every day for a "special somebody "- Josh DeSimone. Number one Celtics enthusiast. Loves all red soccer teams (only Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool). Very mysterious (could be due to the dementia). Masterful at 0.5 photos.
Alex Major is angry at Billy for yelling at him for throwing mayo in the lunchroom. He is for real pulling an Alexander John Major.
Person 1; We should abolish the Electoral College!
Person2; NoOoO! That would give high population areas more power, that's tyranny of the majority!
Person1; . . .bruh
Democracies, particularly direct democracies, are criticized by some for arguably developing “tyrannies of the majority,” where dominating political forces would successfully vote against the interests and rights of political minorities.
A bill of rights safeguards individual rights from being voted away by a tyranny of the majority.
The first week of April is major fools day. 7 days of the best pranks and jokes you can pull
Yo it’s major fools days, what prank are you gonna pull?
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A effect with low threshold and the pitches 0 and -6
G Major 6 is too dark.