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The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.
We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.
Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them
Smelly discharge from under the foreskin.
Smelly penis
"John's penis stunk last night, it was like going to the cheese market"
Boyfriend: "shall we go upstairs and you can visit the cheese market?
Girlfirend: Yes lets!
Deliberate provocation of the Streisand Effect in order to draw attention to or promote a product.
I perused Streisand Marketing so I could get people to listen.
People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*
"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"
When you really need money to fund your divorce one hoes, and the market moves against you right when you need it…
Man, I’m getting divorced and could really use the money. Dang Boar Market moved against me…