zombie mask

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

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Mud Mask

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.

Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.

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Zoro mask

When a male dips his ball sack in melted chocolate and then places it over a person's eye's(usually a girl). After all this has taken place, it will look like Zoro's mask that he has in the movies.

Man dude, I really want to give that girl a Zoro mask.

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bandito mask

similar to the Arabian Goggles, only the balls are dipped in shit before placed on the eyes. most effective if the eyes are closed, thus resembling a mask.

when i was sleeping, that bastard gave me a bandito mask!

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Gas Mask

When someone farts into a cupped hand then places it over someone's nose and mouth.

Man, I just about lost my lunch when Jim gas masked me .

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mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

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Coon mask

When a man dips his balls in chocolate sauce, then teabags his partner

I gave Jenny a coon mask last night

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