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A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.
Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.
A different type of species typically a giga chad.
Master Oogway is made different
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Perk master: "Hello kind sir, heres a free joint"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"
A jut master is an individual that has an undeniably amazing ability to lie and deceive others consistently.
A true jut master is never caught out in their lie.
Brendan is a jut master
Dont listen to William he's a jut master
person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).
Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.
The act of masterbating with someone live via Skype.
John: Dude I totally master skyped with your mom last night, she is soo hot naked!
Chris: You are soo fucked in the head.
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