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A person who is not trying to enlighten anyone, they're trying to prove how intelligent they are without understanding the intelligence of their audience. They never get to understand their audience because they're to busy concentrating on their next brilliant statement.
I looked around the class and seen the look of confusion. Professor Smith is a mental masturbator. He is mentally masturbating over the heads of his students.
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the act of using a traditional head support cushion for the purpose of sexually pleasuring one's self. they come in a variety of shapes, sizes and composition materials. pleasuring can take place in any position- face down, face up or side lying. many who use this method claim that the orgasm is of significantly higher quality than with hand masturbation due to the fact that the genitals are supported and in full contact with a surface during climax
Male method for pillow masturbation: for best results, don sheer to waist pantyhose of approximately 20 denier and rub the encased penile head with the pillow for arousal while face up. the pillow case should ideally be of 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend. after arousal, and the plateau phase of stimulation, prepare for orgasm by inverting to face down position while on top of the pillow humping back and forth as though thrusting during coitus. the orgasm is of better intensity than most other masturbatory methods.
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The act of rubbing your hard dick through your pants pocket
I was bored in school, so I was doing some pocket masturbation where no one could see me
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A sock that you use to ejaculate into leaving no mess, yet a ruined sock. Great when your Kleenex's are gone, or when on a campout.
Mike used a Masturbation Sock when he was camping in the Andes
Noah is too damn lazy to get the "clean up crew" out so he uses a Masturbation Sock
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A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
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the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.
I was freezing to death, so i had to perform some appalachian masturbation to save my life.
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The conceded act to "like" your own Facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. Abbrev as "FBation".
"Did you see that Joe totally Facebook masturbated all of his wall?"
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
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