The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.

1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

McFlappy Meal

A woman's genitals, especially if she has large labia minora (which are sometimes referred to as flaps or meat curtains). The combination of the slang term "eating pussy" and these meat curtains then results in this phrase "a McFlappy Meal".

For lunch today, I ate Karen's McFlappy Meal.

Chigida Cheese Meal

A gross meal consisting of: a wholemeal flatbread, butter, gherkins, grated cheese, Bovril and Enconahot chilli sauce.
Can also be used as an insult. It is pronounced Chig-uh-duh.

"You look like a chigida cheese meal

Bone meal

A #14 at Mc.Bonies.
When someones boner is anothers meal

Bro i heard she like extra large bone meal and lucky for her im here to deliver

Meal Computer

1.A forgotten night

2. In school Slang a broken computer

1. Dude that night seems meal Computer
2. My school laptops looks like meal Computer

Hush Meal

When you go out with the boys to do hood rat shit. You buy your wife take-out and have it delivered so she doesn't get upset that you're out having fun and she is not. It becomes a thing that your wife looks forward to when you go out for a night on the town.

I'm going to a comedy show tonight, I have to order my wife a hush meal.

Meal Buscuit

A Meal Buscuit is a smoke (Cigarette) Otherwise knows as a Smizzle, A Johnny, A Doug or the Devils Fire.

Hey man can I get one of those meal buscuits.