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Boring place full of farms and poverty. The only thing that gets done is arguing over college football teams and Detroit pew pew violence. Bunch of lakes that are being killed everyday as well, which are fun to swim in as long as they are above its above 60 degrees Fahrenheit. We also have Ford F-150’s and Rams everywhere, as well as Chevy’s.
Bob: “Are you going to Michigan?”
Tim: “Yes.”
Bob: “Isn’t that one of the most boring states?”
Tim “Yes, but they have lakes and fishing.”
Michigan is one of the Midwest states in the USA. Michigans weather is more bipolar than a 30 year old crack addict mom. There’s fields everywhere in Southern Michigan and an endless view of trees in Northern Michigan. It’s easier to Find Weed and Meth than it is to find a significant other. You’re rather G or you’re YEE YEE in Michigan.
Friend: “We should go do something fun”
Average Michigander: “The neighbor has an Uzi and a Zip of weed we can steal. Or we could steal the Pure Michigan sign on 127”
The southern part sucks ass but the northern parts are beautiful.
“Hey, bro wanna go to Michigan?”
“As long as we go up north.”
“Of course I don’t be in the ghettos.”
an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.
Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.
The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.
“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.
A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
Oliver got a flint michigan water pipe from his girlfriend last night.
Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.
Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.