Middle East

1. The Middle East is where the U.S. is currently stuck. If plans of bringing Democracy are to succeed, we need to stay there for a long time (we can't have an Emergency Dance Party). This is why Bush was re-elected: he is a war-time president.

2. The right side of the belly button.

1) Man, I hate this Middle East crap, but if we leave we're never going to get respect 'cause we can't even freaking stay long enough to really instill democracy.

2) Yeah, I wiped out on my skateboard and I've got this big bruise in my Middle East.

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middle-class

The biggest class of fucking morons (In UK anyway) well known for sitting on 'chav' websites playing the role of keyboard hereos. Look down and are jealous of the working-class. Most of them sniff coke and act as if butter wouldn't melt in their mouth, most of the time it's these who get found out for child abusing and running child abusing websites. Always give birth to tax dodging weedy students.

middle-class - The elite class of cocks

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middle parting

The ugliest style ever!

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”

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middle east

slang for the middle of the eastern seaboard, a.k.a. drama city, murdaland, southern delaware, and nova

there's a crack war in tha middle east

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middle school

Middle school is a sheltered area were kids grow up knowing the good things in life. To them it may seem like hell but once they enter high school they are in for a surprise.

Middle school was my heaven. High school sucks.

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middle class

Everyone who works and pays taxes is middle class. There has been no such thing as "working class" since the 1970s with the end of mass labour industries such as coal mining and steel.

The other classes are underclass/scum (long term unemployable) and upper class (too rich to need to work).

Kevin empties bins for the council and his wife Sharon is a school dinner lady. They own their own house, take two foreign holidays per year (sun and skiing) and own two cars. They are middle class who work, not working class.

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Middle Part

Middle Part also known as genitalia.

For females it would be your vee jayjay or vagina.
For makes it would be your weiner or penis.

Example:
James: Hey babe let's do it?
Becky: Do what?

James: God Becky you know, IT!

Becky: OMG, James you want to insert your middle part into my middle part?!
You're so gross! Take me home!

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