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A “Crusty Dusty Midget” Is a small smelly and shittey human that will come in your house and take the crust of your PB&J and take a number 2 on your bathroom that will leave it dusty.
You are a Crusty Dusty Midget...
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When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.
Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.
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Angry short man with one wonky eye.
Average height about 3ft.
Trends tend to be stuck in the 80's (flat top hair cut, stone wash clothes, daily wearer of a friday shirt). Has an unusual aroma due to diet consisting of cheese and onion.
Once reaching a certain age they tend to have a mid life crisis, tell tell signs are buying an over the top car, motorbike and outdoor activities usually involving guns.
'Piss off back behind the bog Ian you wonky eyed midget! And while your at it drag yourself back out the 80's cont!'
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A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.
“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”
A very angry short arabic midget that yells hurtful words
Bro I hate you, you’re an angry arabic midget.
A midget that refuses to come out during the day.
Hey are you going to visit James today?
Can't, he's a day time midget.
A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long
John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again
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