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Mind Fuck

someone, male or female, who just messes around with and plays mind games.

adrianne is such a mind fuck

by Sinister methods so fuck you December 20, 2009

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Mindful Math

Also known as “New Age Math.” When the buzzword “mindful” subliminally conveys the idea that one can master the most disliked school subject, by cultivating a relaxed mind for the brain to focus on what is required in a math question—a mind-over-math approach via meditation and relaxation to reduce fear and failure.

The math education industry hasn’t been spared by the Mindfulness Movement, which is promoting “Mindful Math” programs countrywide to target the math-anxious kids of the rich and the famous—they’re preaching the feel-good gospel that math success is more psychological than logical.

by MathPlus February 7, 2018

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Open Minded

Something that is normally great, the idea that you don't judge people for being different than you. The problem arises when liberal douchebags call themselves open minded but actually reject anyone who doesn't believe the same thing they do as a bigot.

Guy: I do not like black people
Truly open minded person: I disagree with you *starts organized, concise debate*

Guy: I do not like black people
Liberal "open minded" douche: How could you say that you disgusting conservative bigoted pig, it's people like you that set the... *trails on in a string of long words that he doesn't even know the definition to*

by JAW959 May 17, 2010

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mind fucked

A state of complete immobility. most commonly achieved through a medium dosage (approx. 2 grams) of psilocin mushrooms (shrooms). When you are mind fucked you will find yourself staring at something while it shape-shifts or pulsates.

dude! i'm totaly mind fucked!

Those shrooms only got me mind fucked.

Wow! Your staring so hard! Your mind fucked!

by bzl November 3, 2007

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mind fuck

Something very strange that is generally seen as twisted, unacceptable, or just weird, but that some people seek out for enjoyment.

"A tu madre le gusta 'un azote bueno'. Es su mind fuck" Mi padre...

by Fuckyou June 15, 2006

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Mind Eraser

Slang for the psychoactive drug benzodiazepine or "Benzos". Term used because of the memory gaps or blackouts when combining benzos with alcohol. Depending on the amount taken, the blackouts caused by benzos can last days with little to no recollection of what occurred.

I just took five mind erasers and had six shots! Remember what I do for the next two days, I want to hear all about it!

by guayaki February 1, 2011

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mind reset

What happens everytime you use the internet to procrastinate. You forget what you were supposed to do.

"OK I need to finish this essay and document by 5:00 tonight so I'll get started in a bit....right after my internets"

1 hour later

"What was I supposed to do"

Mind reset

by udusers1 July 22, 2011

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