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minecraft go

a rip off of pokmon go

"guys I got the new Minecraft go on my phone"
"whaddaya doing!? instead of catching PokΓ©mon you are lookin at some square pigs!"

by yayeet u need help August 16, 2019


Minecraft Stick

The minecraft stick is an item inspired by the stick. The minecraft stick can be used to craft items in the game of minecraft.

"I will punch you with a minecraft stick"
"You craft a sword with a minecraft stick and two minecraft wooden blocks"

by DeopseyTheDrippa June 2, 2022


Minecraft Equation

An equation that scientifically proves the location of specific materials in the game of "Minecraft"

Sponge: According to the Minecraft equation, Where there is Lapis, there is Diamonds
Kyle: You're a Fucking retard

by TravistheMoonStar February 7, 2017


playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)

by Sexydimma June 16, 2012

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dirty minecraft

The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.

"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"

"yeah it was totally griefed!"

by mr. 10100101010 September 20, 2011

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Minecraft is for kids

A term very popular among the 7yo kids who think to be 18yo, they insult all the great ganes cause they think they look cool, they want to seem adults but actually are 6-7yo, "minecraft is for kids" is probably the most common term they use , they also say fortnite is for real men, they are also the kind if kids who on roblox call others "kid" for not having bobuk, those kids would say that piggy and adopt me are way better than the classic games

Kid: Lol noob, you play minecraft? Its for kids
Pro gamer: LMAO, then whats your age?
Kid: 18, yours must be 5
Pro gamer: lol, ur so stupid that u cant even count
Kid: shit up kiddo, fortnite is better
Pro gamer: if you hate mc why did you play it and join my world?
Kid: WHAAAAT , I DID NO JOIN
Pro gamer:you are rn, stfu , go back to ur fortnite
*pro gamer bans kid*
Kid's mind: bruh, can he just understand that minecraft is for kids , fortnite is way better

by BobukOnRoblok April 9, 2021

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minecraft goat

goat goat goat

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by minecraftgoatttt August 19, 2021

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