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What your mate is when they want to do something other than what the boys are doing - usually girlfriend related or boring af.
Synonyms: schweff, wet lettuce, pussy whipped
Antonyms: MVP, top boy
Person 1 - "You keen for some Fifa and a bev?"
Person 2 - "insert shift excuse"
Person 1 - "Absolute moist vegetable mate"
A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.
"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"
The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
The bride lost a game of moist cheesecake at her bachelorette party
You and a friend partake in jizzing in a bucket load after load for a month. You then set up a booby trap for someone where you then dump the bucket on your vitcim. you take turns now on your sticky victim and or friend finishing on him possibly even going for a sploodge monster on him. Then stick him on a wall and let it crust to end it off.
Owen: man i really wanna pull a moist jerry on jerry himself.
Jefferson : I’ve already done a 5 gallon bucket myself im down.
Jerry: dudeeeee whattt is wrong with you what the flip.
A perfect placed word in any situation
Phillip : so..... praline moist ?
Praline moist is perfectly placed in any conversation and especially when nobody expects it
3 handsome guys talking: ....
Phillip as a high and pleasant person: so .... PRALINE MOIST !!!