a shobe that has water all over its fur
“Mom, look at that moist shobe!”
Two of the worst words combined in history
Get those moist chunks away from me.
Sticking a wet penis inside your girls ear
Ron gave Sarah a Moist Vincent last night, now she's pissed.
Moist pasta or mp for short is when a man wraps pasta around his penis and then has sex and afterwords makes the female eat the pasta he wrapped around his penis. This does work for lesbians but not for men.
P1: Hey do you want to try moist pasta tonight.
P2:Oh yes I would love to
when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.
Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf
Memories that are sexual in nature.
Usually used for masturbation.
I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.