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A beast of a man whose very existence is laced with the intention of procuring females. A Pussy Monster is born and not made. Pussy Monsters are extremely versatile and can hunt alone or in packs. A Pussy Monster is unable to comprehend the term 'Standards' and will never knowingly refuse an opportunity to conquer a female.
Although their diet can vary wildly, they do seem to have a particular 'penchant' for a delicacy known as an 'Ewok'.
"Uh oh! That Pussy Monster just destroyed an Ewok in that tent"
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When taking a dump, a swamp monster is when you have diarrhea with the exception of one large turd. The turd then lurks beneath your brown-green diarrhea as a swamp monster would in a swamp.
guy one: dude i had a major swamp monster today!
guy two: nuh uh dude thats sick! did you name it?
guy one: yeah..shitzilla
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1. A guy who drinks lots and falls over every available free moment.
2. The evil monster that visits you when you have been on a bender and steals all your money, sends bizarre text messages and offensive e-mails to all your friends, makes all your clothes smell funny, hides your underwear, messes up your house, and then shits in your mouth before leaving.
Also wipes all your memory of the previous night.
By either definition, he's a cunt and you spend all your time apologising for him.
1. I have never seen Rob sober, the guy's a complete Beer Monster.
2. I need to go into town, the Beer Monster stole all my money, <vomits>, maybe later...
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a creature that preys on old men in public. Only appears to be able to devour them from armpits down.
Good god take control of the pants monster before it gets over your head.
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A energy drink made by the company monster, blue is the best and lo-carb. I could not live without it.
Dang Jake-Up and Su-Rah really love blue monster.
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one willing to do any thang possible and sometimes not to obtain crack.
Don't leave your house unlocked or the rock monsters will clean it out.
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The mass accumulation of dingleberries, sweat, and lint on the choda. When it gets so thick that the only way to escape is to cut the poo free with scissors.
Dude...Jon's choda-monster ate him this morning.
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