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The extra earring(s) women wear to let you know they aren't mormon. This is because mormons are only allowed to wear "one modest pair of earrings." If ever in doubt as to whether or not a girl is mormon, look for the extra earring(s).
I was totally hitting on that girl from the coffee shop the other day, but I saw she had an I'm not mormon earring.. I can only date mormons, so I ran away.
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When you're recovering Mormon fiance finds her inner freak and shoves a Hitachi up your ass while she has you tied up and and blind folded.
My girlfriend went full kink.com last night and gave me the stormin anal Mormon.
Right before you stick your dick in a young man wearing a white shirt and a black tie and pants walks in and slaps your dick with the Book of Mormon
I just got Mormon Cock Blocked last night, and my dick is still sore
When a mormon man treats not only women, but also non-mormons as if they are stupid.
When John addressed me this afternoon, his tone suggested that he was superior mormon mansplaining.
everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011
Worldwide Church Statistics
Membership 14,131,467
Missions 340
Missionaries 52,483
Missionary Training Centers 15
Temples (current 2011 number) 134
Congregations 28,660
Universities and Colleges 4
Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373
Institute Students Enrollment 348,111
Family History Centers 4,648
Countries with Family History Centers 127
Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178
Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions
Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583
Languages Church Materials Available 166
LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):
Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS
Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192
Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053
American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091
Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754
Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014
Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230
Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929
Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095
Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777
Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442
USA 1.9%
Uruguay 2.5%
New Zealand 2.35%
Guatemala 1.34%
Honduras 1.6%
Bolivia 1.6%
Ecuador 1.2%
Peru 1.4%
Belize 1.0%
so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.
Mormon/LDS stitistics
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The act of a boy and girl from the LDS church pressing one another's cheeks together and begin moving their tongues against the insides of their own cheek. Creating the effect of making out with no penetration or inappropriate behavior.
Girl 1: Me and John totally made out!
Girl 2: You didn't touch tongues did you?
Girl 1: No, we did the Mormon Make Out, but it was totally like the real thing!
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The Kind and Loving Women of the Mormon Church Who Believe in Christ and Treat their Bodies with Care (They are also HOT)
Person: Hey Man , did you see that hot Mormons girls walk by?
Person2: Yeah... I've been meaning to ask her out but she is isn't 16 yet
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